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Thank you Plaxico Burress

The patron saint of stupid gun owners.

“I called him and made a few jokes about the situation and his laugh is what I wanted to hear,” Brandon Jacobs said, according to Newsday. “If he didn’t laugh I knew he was going to be down, which he shouldn’t be down. It’s a mistake that happened, something that shouldn’t have happened and that’s that.”

I’m glad he’s laughing about it. If I had been caught with a pistol in Manhattan, I’d be living a scene out of Oz in Riker’s Island.

“I don’t think people understand how good of a person he really is,” fellow receiver Amani Toomer said after catching a 40-yard touchdown pass in the Giants’ victory Sunday. “A good heart. I think he’s a good guy.”

Yes, what a good guy.

I’m off to shoot some squirrels on my lunch break.

he’s coming

Iceman: The Later Years

It’s good to see that Val Kilmer really does have a sense of humor. I figured he would after making Real Genius and Top Secret! but I knew he had a sense of humor after he appeared as the voice of KITT!

I hadn’t even heard of this SNL episode until recently.

Enjoy (or don’t)

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/snl-top-gun-727-will-ferrell-and-val-kilmer/4289209639

have a good turkey

i’m off to switzerland for the week. talk to you soon.

god bless the catholic church

this priest has said that catholics who voted for obama should not receive communion.

he’s rather see the nation completely disappear in financial ruin.

idiot. this guy would have swung the hammer two thousand years ago nailing a hippie liberal into a tree on calvary.

God bless North Carolina
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order pizza from your tivo (or: why i need to buy a tivo today)

Tivo announced today that you can now order a pizza with from your television.

This is for people who are too lazy to pick up a phone (or who have fingers which are too fat to dial a phone) or for those who can’t work the Intertubes.

what the f? can we get any fatter / lazier? i can’t, unless i get a tivo.

Here’s the press release
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cigarette piles

walking through a shopping plaza parking lot last night, i saw something i’d forgotten about:

cigarette piles

you know these things: dense concentrations of (usually) a specific brand of cigarette butts in a parking lot. they’re left when some idiot dumps out his/her ashtray as they’re getting in/out of the car.

is it so hard to dump it in a trash can?

these are the same people who wish the seat in their car could also be a toilet so they could shit at stop lights.

to me, these things epitomize the cruddiness of smoking. that’s just a pure white trash move.

don’t flame me, O

so, i’ve loved my HP 8710w mobile workstation (a boring name for a notebook computer). i’ve had it since the beginning of the year, and it chugs along very well. it’s heavy, but powerful (just like me). photoshop, premier, video playback, visual studio, vmware, they all chug along nicely. it’s a good laptop, and i love the 17″ screen.

but it really does break my back in airports

knowing that i’ve got some travel coming up, i ordered one of the new 15″ macbook pros. yes, O, i now own my first mac. i’ve had an iphone since the 3g version came out, and i’ve generally liked it. now, i mainly use it for music, as i’m rocking a nokia e71 which i luv

my favorite thing, in the two days i’ve had it, is just how light it is. compared the old old girl, it weighs nothing.

so far, i’ve gotten Spore running on it, and a vmware install with Vista and Ubuntu. both installed quickly and easily. and spore runs like a champ (that’ll keep me entertained on the redeye tonight)

i like it. the magsafe power is cool. i like the keyboard backlighting a lot. the OS is good, but still a little crude.

i hate that i cannot stop it from going to sleep when i shut the lid. that’s my biggest peeve. and that the screen is so damned shiny.

garageband might be the coolest application i’ve ever seen. once you install the 1gb of extra sound files, you can create music using just about any musical instrument imaginable. and Spaces is cool- it’s been in unix and linux forever, why hasn’t microsoft caught on?!

and the multitouch touchpad rocks. you can use up to four fingers for a whole slew of multitouch gestures which do different things, like rearrage windows, scroll and zoom. sexy.

i’ll know more after the flight. wish list:

microsoft visio and project
entourage support for .pst files
more time to figure out the keyboard shortcuts
decent screen resulotion. this thing only has 900 lines of screen resolution- what’s up with that?! with the new graphics processors, i expected something better. that means it doesn’t even do 1080p. strange…

so, i’m a mac user. i’m not a macos user, though. i will continue to live in the windows world for certain apps. but i do like how fast this puppy is

Vote for me

Nearly completely randomly, I’m a finalist in a content being held by Plantronics to redefine “teleworkers” (or someone who routinely works outside the office).

My suggestion, technomad, is one of ten finalists.

Can you please vote for technomad at:

www.plantronics.com/telewho

You can vote once per day (per browser), and I’d be eternally grateful if you helped me win.

Thanks!

knight rider is the worst show ever

i loved the old show. hasselhoff was such a giant puff, but the show was cool in a CHiPs-cool kinda way.

this new thing is a piece of crap. writing is terrible. acting is worse. the premise still rocks, but it isn’t even like they’ve introduced cool technology or any cool twists

even KITT isn’t funny. but he can turn into other ford products. and they have retained the original theme song

for some reason i tivo’ed this. i watched it for ten minutes too long. i want that ten minutes of my life back.

here’s one example of why it sucks. they’re in the desert. wide open flat road. the heads-up display shows that on this dream road for fast driving they’re going 58mph. WTF? even my dead grandmother would be doing 70 or 80. you’d think the most advanced car on the planet would be breaking 100.

lame.

it’s up to you now.

i voted today.

i’m going to be out of the country on election day, so i took some time to head to my local elections bureau to cast an absentee ballot. it took about an hour to drive there (while we’re in a small county, the east-west routes aren’t well-served by our nation’s highways). when i handed my form in, the very cute girl behind the counter asked “You drove all the way here to vote?”

I only said “I wouldn’t miss it for the world” but for the whole drive back I thought about how much I love proud I am to vote. When I lived overseas, I was active in Democrats Abroad, even having dinner one night with Richard Dreyfuss (there’s a story in there about how he had been kicked out of The Producers that day, but maybe I’ll post that later).

I was always sure to cast my vote, no matter where I was.

Many of us registered in Mr G’s Psych class back at WHS. I remember how psyched I was to be a registered, official voter. Mr B’s history class fed into my affection for politics and living in DC certainly added to it. Heck, I even voted for Mayor Barry when I lived down there (and casting that vote, just a few blocks from RFK stadium, was a pretty cool experience. I was the only white guy for miles!)

I cast my absentee ballot from Mass back in November of 2000 and watched the miscounts from LA, tucked away in a Venice Beach dot com. What a nightmare that night was.

Voting from the UK as a Massachusetts voter perpetuated my Massachusetts tax status. Taxachusetts is the only state which doesn’t have a tax reciprocity treaty with the UK, so because I had voted, I owed Mass a bunch of taxes- they still considered me a resident. I actually let The L fill in the ballot, sharing my American Right.

two weeks ago i was in philadelphia on business. we were stuck working through the weekend, but i had a few free hours and the hotel concierge told me that Bruce Springsteen was playing a free show at the Obama rally. we were supposed to print out free email tickets, but that would have put me in the nosebleed seats so i walked down by the stage and got a spot standing about 50 feet from the stage. the setting was awesome. philly has a cool museum mile (yes, with the rocky steps in the background) and the stage was in the middle of that avenue.

i was pretty psyched because i’d never seen The Boss live. anyway, a few local acts played opening sets. they propped up the governor and the mayor and a local radio DJ. when bruce finally came out, he played an acoustic set of solid songs (thunder road, the ghost of tom joad, the promised land, the rising and ending with this land is your land). bruce, a guitar and a harmonica. it was awesome.

he talked about how important this election is. how important it is that we get everyone we know to vote. and he talked about the dream that is america; how it’s not fading, but the beacon of america as the land of hope is fading and that this election and barack obama can help us to brighten that beacon. that our shine has been tarnished but we can reclaim our place as that place of dreams and opportunity.

he spoke of how wrong things have been for the last eight years. how lying and corruption have come from the candidate who promised to restore dignity to the White House.

but he spoke of hope and opportunity, characteristics which have defined our country for decades.

bruce gives pretty cool speeches with his guitar strumming in the background. i can’t do his words justice, but it certainly put a tear in my and inspired me. he thanked everyone who had worked on obama’s campaign and had worked to register new voters. and he told the crowd to get everyone we know to vote.

i’ve been telling everyone, even the close-minded idiots who want four more years of this crap to make sure they vote. a colleague’s father-in-law recently became a citizen, and i told him to tell his wife’s dad to register and to vote. no matter who he votes for, he should express his opinion and help the process.

anyway, the last thing bruce said to the crowd was “it’s up to you now.”

it is. i’ve cast my ballot. now make sure you cast yours.

one coin, one play. or “warrior, you’re pushing me”

the conman maintains that this happened at brunswick, and there’s a chance that’s true, though i’m pretty sure this event happened at roller kingdom.

regardless, i have a new toy. it’s a full size arcade cabinet running MAME, the arcade simulator. that means that just about every arcade game we played as kids can be played on this puppy. for zero quarters. (you can, of course, put quarters in if you’d like. please)

it still needs some artwork (lots of artwork), and i might get a better control board with a wheel so i can play things like centipede and golden tee. but this is my latest project.
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it’s a shame that there won’t be a World Series this year

since 1903 (except for the boycott in 1904 and the strike by those greedy bastards in 1994), it’s been played faithfully every year. Despite World War I, the global influenza pandemic of 1918–19, the Great Depression of the 1930s, America’s involvement in World War II, and even an earthquake in the host city of the 1989 World Series, the game went on.

but this year, there are no known teams available to play. not one of the real teams in MLB were able to make it to the finals. alas, the game is over for this year, and this season is one for the record books.

see you in the spring.

i guess i’ll go read a book.

A New Hope

Sarah Palin the post turtle

A 75-year-old Texas rancher recently explained this term to a country doctor. The conversation turned to the US election, and Sarah Palin’s vice-presidential candidacy, and the old rancher observed: “Well, ya know, Palin is a post-turtle.” The bemused doctor asked what a post-turtle was, and the old man replied: “When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post-turtle.” The rancher continued: “You know she didn’t get up there by herself, she doesn’t belong up there, she doesn’t know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.”

i think we’re going to be ok

get out alive

with all the flying i’ve been doing lately, this is actually something i think about.

if i ever meet tim robbins

i will congratulate him on his role in Top Gun.

i like finding actors before they were successful and congratulating them on very minor roles.

like kevin connely in Rocky V

got any good ones?

the superficial.com: because i am

http://www.thesuperficial.com/

a woman?

John McCain has made a remarkable move in his choice of VeeP. He’s chosen a runner up in the 1984 Miss Alaska contest, Governor Sarah Palin.

her energy policies look, ahem, interesting. we’ll see where this one goes.

No Hillary, but a woman in the election regardless.

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if oback barama loses this election

it will be beacuse of joe biden’s unnatural hair
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Garthe Knight makes me laugh

Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless in a world of criminals who operate above the law.

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Riding a Harley in Tennessee’s Great Smokey Mountains

The L and I have just completed a long weekend near Gatlinburg, Tennessee. The rest was well needed, and the time away from work while exploring a new place was worth every penny.

For those of you unfamiliar with Gatlinburg, it’s a sortof redneck Vegas without the strippers, gambling and opulent hotels. So, it’s very much not like Vegas. It’s much more like Niagara Falls.
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50 Things You Didn’t Know About Disneyland

for jerome, because he loves this shit

In honor of Disneyland’s 50th anniversary, we present 50 cool, obscure and simply odd things you probably didn’t know about the self-proclaimed Happiest Place on Earth. Many were culled from Mouse Tales by David Koenig (Bonaventure, $19.95). Some were provided by Disney archivist Dave Smith, and others came from 101 Things You Never Knew About Disneyland by former park employee Kevin Yee and lifelong fan Jason Schultz (Zauberreich, $14.95).

1. Disneyland’s original Tinker Bell was a 71-year-old Hungarian circus performer named Tiny Kline. The first to fly off the top of the Matterhorn on a zip line, she previously worked as a stunt aerialist, hanging from a flying airplane by her teeth.

2. High inside the hollow Matterhorn is a basketball court. It’s part of an employee break room. Los Angeles Lakers’ center Vlade Divac has been up there to shoot hoops.

3. Many of the faces of the pirates in Pirates of the Caribbean are modeled on those of the “Imagineers” (Disneyspeak for the park’s artists and engineers) who created the ride. There’s evidence one face was modeled on Walt Disney’s.

4. Ron Ziegler, Richard Nixon’s press secretary during the Watergate scandal, once worked as a skipper on the Jungle Cruise ride.

5. The spooky voice that narrates the Haunted Mansion ride is that of the Pillsbury Doughboy. An actor named Paul Frees, who was to Disney what Mel Blanc was to Warner Brothers, supplied the voices for both, as well as many of the pirates in Pirates of the Caribbean and most of the characters in “Great Moments With Mr. Lincoln” (except Abe himself). He was also the voice of John Lennon in the old Beatles cartoons and Boris Badenov in the Rocky & Bullwinkle Show.
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SomethingStore

Nutpharm has mentioned the mystery auctions on ebay in the past. in these auctions, you bid on something unknown. it might be a ferrari. it might be a rock in a box with a label that says ’suck this.’ you never know. but the seller certainly does better than the buyer.

i’m a big fan of woot!. on woot! you have the option of buying one thing per day. they sell reasonably cool things and what is usually the best price anywhere. i lurked on woot for a while, and make the first purchase back in august of 05 when i bought my first infocus projector. i’ve now scored two projectors for the home cinema (sold the first on craigslist), a dyson vacuum cleaner, some flying monkeys, and a few other things. i’ve also bought some of their tshirts, but honestly i don’t like the feel of american apparel shirts. that makes me very uncool, but they feel like polyester. polyester makes me uncomfortable. i keep saying that i’m going to try their wine site, but i don’t ever seem to get around to it.
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seeds are magic. really. magic.

last month we had a very large tree come down in a windstorm. i knew it would eventually come down, and there was a real risk that it would hit the house. it missed the door to the dog room by about three feet. it’s amazing that it didn’t take out the utility pole or the well, both of which were just a few degrees away as it fell. had the tree grown another year, it would have gone through part of the roof.

i’ve been chainsawing it up into pieces and have had to sharpen the saw twice already. it’s a big, hard tree. i haven’t begun the tortuous chore of splitting the wood yet, even though i have some cool axes, mauls and wedges. i’m not looking foward to that.

anyway, it tore up a few parts of the lawn as branches chewed up the turf.
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48 States. 120 Hours.

How awesome would this be?

http://greatamericanroadtrip.us/

I heard about this on NPR this morning. Very cool. Today, they’re my almost-heroes.

It’s also a pointless waste of gas.

Although it’s not as cool as the guys who went from NYC to Santa Monica, CA in 31 hours. Yup. 31 hours.

http://www.wired.com/cars/coolwheels/magazine/15-11/ff_cannonballrun

jolly cholly

conman mentioned this place in a recent post, so i google’d it. not only did i find some ancient super 70s photos, i found some more recent ones of rocky point

http://home.att.net/~d.bavaro/wsb/html/view.cgi-home.html-.html

i miss rocky point. school trips there seemed awesome, and concerts in later years (de la soul in my jeep!) were still fun.

it’s a shame that it’s gone. i clearly remember the layout of the place, the flume ride and the wooden ramps up to it, the haunted house, the spider. so many great memories there.

i have a feeling jerome knows what’s happening to that place…

i can’t wait

jerome’s friggin kid is smarter than BigMc and GMoney

at least he blogs. sure, i’ve left that darth vader thing up for far too long, but can’t you guys share anything?

sheesh.

write a story about doing laundry or that wierdo you saw when you were getting gas last week.

sense

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rick astley

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goodbye cablevision

i’ve grown tired of all the promises delivered by cablevision about adding more HD content.

we have two HD TVs, and it’s a waste to only have a few HD channels. so I’m switching to DirecTV

that also means that i can get NESN out here in yankee country. i don’t know why i didn’t do this years ago.

install is next week. stay tuned for the post-installation update.

yo

are you fools gonna post something on your blogs? even nutpharm is writing stuff!

siig versus camelbak

i like water bottles. i always have. i imagine it’s because i wasn’t bottle-fed early enought / too early.

i blame my mother.

from my days at the capri sun juice drinks through the yellow bottle on my trek 930 to my dotcom specialized water bottle, i love em. there’s something about water bottle that i really enjoy.

part of my drinking problem is due to this habit i have of drinking anything in a bottle carried in my right hand. put a beer in my hand, i’m drinking it. cans, not so much. bottles, yes.

that habit helps to ensure that i drink enough water each day. sometimes waaay too much water

and the geek in me likes new water bottle designs. i enjoy bike bottles that fit well into the cage and slip out easily (but not too easily as to pop out on a bump or a curb). specialized had good bottles for that.

a few months ago, L bought me an awesome SIIG bottle in switzerland. these bottles are aluminum and make a great sound when plinked. it feels good to hold on to a siig. it just feels cool. mine’s black with a very cool flip top and a bizarre spring loaded mouthpiece. it works well.

camelbaklast week at south by southwest, i was given a camelbak ‘better bottle’ in one of the sessions. this is awesome. it has a cool ‘bite valve’ and manages to not leak via a one-way valve for incoming air pressure. it’s a very satisfying experience to sip on it, versus the tip and drink method of the SIIG and other traditional bottles.

it’s my new favorite thing.

i’m off to refill it for the fifth time today.

i like water bottles.

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free beer and bbq

Austin is always yummy. This year’s south by southwest festival has begun. And I’m drinking free beer and eating all the bbq that bikehugger will give me. REI also gave me some nice tire sticks, and crumplerbags.com are giving away bags (!!) Got one of those, some socks and a nice hat. Strangely they don’t have size xxtra fat, yet they keep giving me beers and bbq.

It’s been chilly for austin, but still much warmer than NY(short sleeves and sandals)

And sxsw continues to be the ultimate collection of ultra cool geeks. That means just about everyone would get their asses kicked in the parking lot at a pats game, but I feel comfortable (if not very old) in this crowd. They’re mit media lab kids, facebook founders, brains behind craigslist and many red bull drinkers who are their way to building the next great thing.

L and I are seriously considering moving down here for a few years (likely in a few years) as we both agree that its the perfect town: an oasis of culture in the sea of ignorance that is texas.

Oh- and there’s a dive bar here that sells deep fried pickles. Yup. You aint lived until you’ve eaten ‘dem.

Did I mention the free beer and free bbq?

…Not fat for nothing

please encourage them

and someone smack nutpharm into writing something!

http://bigmc.muddyh2o.com
http://gmoney.muddyh2o.com

Fantastic! The FBI is investigating Clemens

If the guy had just gone along with it like everyone else there wouldn’t have been any asterisks in the record books. No real comments made. Perhaps a few snide remarks over the rest of his life, but he’s still die with a pretty impressive legacy.

Now, because he had to be a pig headed Houston idiot, he’s (i hope i hope i hope) going to have an even bigger blemish on his career.

it’s too much to pray for that he goes to jail, isn’t it? yes, that’s far too much to hope for.

i can barely even speak the words…

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it still took too long

after YEARS of waiting, i’ve finally seen an early cut of the BBC II and III video.

was it worth the wait? I won’t answer that because no matter how good it is, it took too long.

but it’s pretty amazing. I’m convinced that nutpharm should have studied the visual arts rather than becoming a drug dealer.

really, it’s great.

we had a great weekend with the dealer family

now everyone, please get on them about the rafting video, ok?

HD DVD is dead

It’s official. I returned my Toshiba HD DVD A3 Player to Amazon today after watching just three HD movies on it.

HD movies are awesome. We saw Jumpers in the theater yesterday, and I’m convinced that an HD movie on my home screen is better. Jumpers was still visually stunning, and is nice to look at it (there was no plot development whatsoever), but I did leave wanting to ask for my money back.

But it’s now been settled. If you want HD DVD movies, Blu-Ray is the only choice. Toshiba will announce tomorrow that they’ll cease production of equipment. Thankfully, Amazon gave me all of my money back.

So, what does that mean for me? I think a Playstation 3 is cheaper than a new player (at least it’s close enough in price to justify a used one) so I’ll be ordering one this week.

And after my first play on Guitar Hero this weekend, I might look for a PS3 with a guitar!

Saint Joseph’s CYO Drinking Team T-Shirts

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do check out the back, and send me some ideas for other relevant shirts. this came out of a discussion today with jerome about how much longer we stuck in cyo after we started driving.

Maybe a WHS Drinking Club, Cheaters Club. Generic Woonsocket Athletics. Gimme something…

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i don’t like ann coulter

and i’m wondering why her ads are showing on my blog.

perhaps because i have written about firearms? i don’t know.
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the downfall of hd dvd

i’m pretty geeky. there aren’t many people who care about the ‘format wars’ of hd dvd versus blu-ray. but things have gotten hot lately as studios jump ship and hd dvd fights back.

toshiba hd-a3toshiba announced a price drop on their base player, the hd a3, and you can scoop one up on amazon right now for about 130 plus you get seven hd dvds. i bought one this week. for as long as netflix ships hd dvd, i’ll go with it. i’ll replace it if blu ray wins, but 130 is a pretty cheap bet.

downfallanyway, if you’ve seen the amazing film downfall, or if you care about the format wars, you might find this video hack funny.






ron paul? a racist?

i would never believe it.

and his supports, at a recent gun show i attended, were so nice. they gave me free coffee and everything.

edmund hillary: a life to emulate

he died today. a man for all men.

he was a humble Knight (yes, the Queen knighted him) who can from usual beginnings and accomplshed unbelievable things.

New York is almost nice.

I’ve been in Manhattan all week, after a wonderfully long Christmas break. And as much as I hate this city, and as much as I hate to say this, the balmy weather has made New York almost pleasant. Yum.

I’m sure that I’ll be shovelling snow in no time at all, and that the two cords of wood I just bought will be gone by March, but this week, it’s kinda nice.

i’m looking at you!

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