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	<title>Please Disperse</title>
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	<description>There's nothing to see here</description>
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		<title>see you in &#8216;09</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/12/31/see-you-in-09/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 03:56:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[oj finally went to jail. 
oback barama won the election (as opposed to the last guy who didn&#8217;t win).
jamie j from whs killed his self.
and clemens didn&#8217;t get what he deserves.
anyway, see you clowns in 2009.  2008 was the year i felt old.  2009 is the year i stop caring that i am [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Merry Christmas!</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/12/25/merry-christmas-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/12/25/merry-christmas-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 05:49:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>i know that i&#8217;ve gained a lot of weight, but</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/12/17/i-know-that-ive-gained-a-lot-of-weight-but/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/12/17/i-know-that-ive-gained-a-lot-of-weight-but/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 02:01:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[DAMN!
(see The ConMan&#8217;s post for some context)
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		<title>nordberg goes to prison</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/12/06/nordberg-goes-to-prison/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/12/06/nordberg-goes-to-prison/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 14:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[watch your back, Juice.  and even if you do, i&#8217;m sure someone else will too.
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		<title>i do this all the time</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/12/05/i-do-this-all-the-time/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/12/05/i-do-this-all-the-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Honda VFR]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Incredible Motorcycle save - Watch more Sports Videos
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		<title>Thank you Plaxico Burress</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/12/01/thank-you-plaxico-burress/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/12/01/thank-you-plaxico-burress/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:40:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The patron saint of stupid gun owners.
&#8220;I called him and made a few jokes about the situation and his laugh is what I wanted to hear,&#8221; Brandon Jacobs said, according to Newsday. &#8220;If he didn&#8217;t laugh I knew he was going to be down, which he shouldn&#8217;t be down. It&#8217;s a mistake that happened, something [...]]]></description>
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		<title>he&#8217;s coming</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/12/01/hes-coming/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/12/01/hes-coming/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:01:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>Iceman: The Later Years</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/11/30/iceman-the-later-years/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/11/30/iceman-the-later-years/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 20:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s good to see that Val Kilmer really does have a sense of humor.  I figured he would after making Real Genius and Top Secret! but I knew he had a sense of humor after he appeared as the voice of KITT!
I hadn&#8217;t even heard of this SNL episode until recently.
Enjoy (or don&#8217;t)
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/snl-top-gun-727-will-ferrell-and-val-kilmer/4289209639
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		<title>have a good turkey</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/11/21/have-a-good-turkey/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/11/21/have-a-good-turkey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:56:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m off to switzerland for the week. talk to you soon.
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		<title>god bless the catholic church</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/11/17/god-bless-the-catholic-church/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/11/17/god-bless-the-catholic-church/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:22:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[this priest has said that catholics who voted for obama should not receive communion.
he&#8217;s rather see the nation completely disappear in financial ruin.
idiot.  this guy would have swung the hammer two thousand years ago nailing a hippie liberal into a tree on calvary.
God bless North Carolina




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		<title>order pizza from your tivo (or: why i need to buy a tivo today)</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/11/17/order-pizza-from-your-tivo-or-why-i-need-to-buy-a-tivo-today/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/11/17/order-pizza-from-your-tivo-or-why-i-need-to-buy-a-tivo-today/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:25:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tivo announced today that you can now order a pizza with from your television.
This is for people who are too lazy to pick up a phone (or who have fingers which are too fat to dial a phone) or for those who can&#8217;t work the Intertubes.
what the f?  can we get any fatter / [...]]]></description>
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		<title>cigarette piles</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/11/01/cigarette-piles/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/11/01/cigarette-piles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 21:59:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[walking through a shopping plaza parking lot last night, i saw something i&#8217;d forgotten about:
cigarette piles
you know these things: dense concentrations of (usually) a specific brand of cigarette butts in a parking lot.  they&#8217;re left when some idiot dumps out his/her ashtray as they&#8217;re getting in/out of the car.
is it so hard to dump [...]]]></description>
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		<title>don&#8217;t flame me, O</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/11/01/dont-flame-me-o/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/11/01/dont-flame-me-o/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 21:56:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[so, i&#8217;ve loved my HP 8710w mobile workstation (a boring name for a notebook computer). i&#8217;ve had it since the beginning of the year, and it chugs along very well. it&#8217;s heavy, but powerful (just like me). photoshop, premier, video playback, visual studio, vmware, they all chug along nicely. it&#8217;s a good laptop, and i [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vote for me</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/10/30/vote-for-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/10/30/vote-for-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:33:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Nearly completely randomly, I&#8217;m a finalist in a content being held by Plantronics to redefine &#8220;teleworkers&#8221; (or someone who routinely works outside the office).
My suggestion, technomad, is one of ten finalists.
Can you please vote for technomad at:
www.plantronics.com/telewho
You can vote once per day (per browser), and I&#8217;d be eternally grateful if you helped me win.
Thanks!
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		<title>knight rider is the worst show ever</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/10/22/knight-rider-is-the-worst-show-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/10/22/knight-rider-is-the-worst-show-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 00:15:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[i loved the old show.  hasselhoff was such a giant puff, but the show was cool in a CHiPs-cool kinda way.
this new thing is a piece of crap.  writing is terrible.  acting is worse.  the premise still rocks, but it isn&#8217;t even like they&#8217;ve introduced cool technology or any cool twists
even [...]]]></description>
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		<title>it&#8217;s up to you now.</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/10/22/its-up-to-you-now/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/10/22/its-up-to-you-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 00:06:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[i voted today.
i&#8217;m going to be out of the country on election day, so i took some time to head to my local elections bureau to cast an absentee ballot. it took about an hour to drive there (while we&#8217;re in a small county, the east-west routes aren&#8217;t well-served by our nation&#8217;s highways).  when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>one coin, one play. or &#8220;warrior, you&#8217;re pushing me&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/10/20/one-coin-one-play-or-warrior-youre-pushing-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/10/20/one-coin-one-play-or-warrior-youre-pushing-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:28:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[the conman maintains that this happened at brunswick, and there&#8217;s a chance that&#8217;s true, though i&#8217;m pretty sure this event happened at roller kingdom.
regardless, i have a new toy. it&#8217;s a full size arcade cabinet running MAME, the arcade simulator.  that means that just about every arcade game we played as kids can be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>it&#8217;s a shame that there won&#8217;t be a World Series this year</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/10/20/its-a-shame-that-there-wont-be-a-world-series-this-year/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/10/20/its-a-shame-that-there-wont-be-a-world-series-this-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:21:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[since 1903 (except for the boycott in 1904 and the strike by those greedy bastards in 1994), it&#8217;s been played faithfully every year.  Despite World War I, the global influenza pandemic of 1918–19, the Great Depression of the 1930s, America&#8217;s involvement in World War II, and even an earthquake in the host city of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A New Hope</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/10/12/a-new-hope/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/10/12/a-new-hope/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:06:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>Sarah Palin the post turtle</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/10/12/sarah-palin-the-post-turtle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/10/12/sarah-palin-the-post-turtle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A 75-year-old Texas rancher recently explained this term to a country doctor. The conversation turned to the US election, and Sarah Palin’s vice-presidential candidacy, and the old rancher observed: “Well, ya know, Palin is a post-turtle.” The bemused doctor asked what a post-turtle was, and the old man replied: “When you’re driving down a country [...]]]></description>
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		<title>i think we&#8217;re going to be ok</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/10/11/258/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/10/11/258/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>get out alive</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/10/11/get-out-alive/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/10/11/get-out-alive/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 23:50:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[with all the flying i&#8217;ve been doing lately, this is actually something i think about.

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		<title>if i ever meet tim robbins</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/09/01/if-i-ever-meet-tim-robbins/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/09/01/if-i-ever-meet-tim-robbins/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 23:53:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[i will congratulate him on his role in Top Gun.
i like finding actors before they were successful and congratulating them on very minor roles.
like kevin connely in Rocky V
got any good ones?
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		<title>the superficial.com: because i am</title>
		<link>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/08/30/the-superficialcom-because-i-am/</link>
		<comments>http://www.muddyh2o.com/2008/08/30/the-superficialcom-because-i-am/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:20:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>a woman?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[John McCain has made a remarkable move in his choice of VeeP.  He&#8217;s chosen a runner up in the 1984 Miss Alaska contest, Governor Sarah Palin.
her energy policies look, ahem, interesting.  we&#8217;ll see where this one goes.
No Hillary, but a woman in the election regardless.




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