Superman Retires 1

Classic Superheroes / Mr T / Rocky mashup stolen from a post on mc chris‘s facebook page. Share this:

Review: Fanboys

Review: Fanboys
Fanboys Has anyone heard of this movie? “You ‘dis the Fett again and I will cornhole you with a lightsaber” and for the record, I am now telling people that I am a white Billy Dee Williams. Share this:

Check your air filters

Check your air filters
As some of you know, i rode about 400 miles last weekend. Apparently I was carry a few extra pounds of weight, not only on my body but also in my air filter. A mouse had been camping in my bike for at least the past winter. I can’t wait to get out today to ...

Review: Killshot

Killshot Mickey Rourke is great at playing a scumbag. Diane Lane is so amazingly hot. A decent action flick with a nice substory about a couple falling back in love. Not a bad movie. Not outwardly offensive. And I’m always happy to have an excuse to look at Rosario Dawson. Share this:

Review: Powder Blue

Powder Blue Patrick Swayze is creepy in Silence of the Lambs the Jaime Gumm sort of creepy. But Jessica Biel might have the best bottom in Hollywood. If for no reason other than seeing all of her, watch this movie. Jessica Biel and Marisa Tomei, both naked as strippers in one year. It’s a great ...

Awkward Family Photos

Awkward Family Photos
We’ve all seen the horrible Olan Mills photos. Here’s a slightly more uncomfortable twist: Awkward Family Photos. Compiling both found-on-the-net and user-submitted photos that capture kin at their most socially weird, AFP’s from a pair of screenwriter buddies, one of whom claims to’ve “always been a fan of awkwardness”, and proved it up by writing ...

Review: Tyson

Tyson He’s certainly a complex character. His life is a modern tragedy, and in watching the interviews with him, you can almost hear the voices in his head. I lived for a couple of years not far from Brownsville, Brooklyn. Tyson grew up in one of the shittiest parts of New York, and it’s no ...

the new star trek

downloaded in about three hours. the video quality is fair, not great on the big screen, but surprisingly good. audio, not so much. wow. watching parts of it now, but i think i’ll still need to experience it in IMAX. maybe i’ll create an exception and go to the theater. but i love the Nokia ...

Sarah Silverman caught the Chubbies

Sarah Silverman caught the Chubbies
and she probably caught them from Jimmy Kimmel. I used to think she was sexy because she’s a funny woman. And comediennes really do something for me. I still have a thing for Nicole Sullivan (MadTV, now Family Guy.) But now, not only is she hairy, but… well, who the hell am I to talk ...

Review: Paul Fucking Blart: Mall Cop

Paul Blart: Mall Cop Two redeeming qualities of this film: Jayma Mays, who reminds me how much I like Anna Farris. Survivor’s I Can’t Hold Back (actually, the entire soundtrack, some of the cast, and the better jokes are all typical of the Adam Sandler genre, who’s production company is responsible for producing this turd.) ...