Review: Paul Fucking Blart: Mall Cop


Movie Rating: ★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ 

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Two redeeming qualities of this film:

  • Jayma Mays, who reminds me how much I like Anna Farris.
  • Survivor’s I Can’t Hold Back (actually, the entire soundtrack, some of the cast, and the better jokes are all typical of the Adam Sandler genre, who’s production company is responsible for producing this turd.)

There are no other reasons to watch this. And even the two listed above are not worth two hours of anyone’s life.

Avoid this piece of shit at all costs. This must be the worst thing to come out of Happy Madison productions ever.

Free, thanks to thepiratebay.org, and not worth the money. Thankfully, I was doing other things while this was on…

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