The patron saint of stupid gun owners.
“I called him and made a few jokes about the situation and his laugh is what I wanted to hear,” Brandon Jacobs said, according to Newsday. “If he didn’t laugh I knew he was going to be down, which he shouldn’t be down. It’s a mistake that happened, something that shouldn’t have happened and that’s that.”
I’m glad he’s laughing about it. If I had been caught with a pistol in Manhattan, I’d be living a scene out of Oz in Riker’s Island.
“I don’t think people understand how good of a person he really is,” fellow receiver Amani Toomer said after catching a 40-yard touchdown pass in the Giants’ victory Sunday. “A good heart. I think he’s a good guy.”
Yes, what a good guy.
I’m off to shoot some squirrels on my lunch break.