Tony Danza in The Producers 1

Tony Mother Fucking Danza in The Producers

I have just vomited into my shoes.

Tony Danza? When has this guy been funny? Perhaps when he was drunk beating up a waiter (he was a pro boxer for a few minutes, right?) He was pathetic on Taxi (not to be confused with the fantastic Luc Besson film later mangled by Jimmy Fallon and The Queen, although Giselle made it all so wonderfully worthwhile.) Stoic, labored, awkward. It was painful to watch. I only watched Who’s The Boss because I discovered how hot hot hot Alyssa Milano was to me then. Now, she’s a b*tch. And his talk show? More vomit in my shoes.

Anyway, what the F are the producers of The Producers thinking? Tony Danza? They let Huey Lewis and Hasselhoff take the lead in Chicago. But this is literlly obscene. I know, he once did The Iceman Cometh. That doesn’t make him Kevin Spacey.

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One comment on “Tony Danza in The Producers

  1. Reply Jerome Mar 6,2007 11:30

    Do not go dissin’ Huey Lewis on my watch. He was excellent in Back to the Future.

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